Perkis Power - Unisex Tank Top Size:3XL Patriotic firecrackers exist solely as

Patriotic firecrackers exist solely as plausible deniability for people whose actual Fourth of July plans involve a completely different kind of explosion

being insufferable at parties

Bold white text reads "EST

and brown boots

and Captain Dexter Morgan himself

Perkis Power - Unisex Tank Top Size:3XL Patriotic firecrackers exist solely asLunch has been cancelled due to lack of hustle, and the man responsible genuinely believes his cardio regime will unite the globe. Camp Hope never stood a chance against a pink unitard and a messiah complex. Inspired by Heavyweights. The Details: Pink block text with white outlines reading "PERKIS" arches above a cartoon illustration of Tony Perkis in a magenta unitard, arms outstretched holding dumbbells in a Vitruvian Man pose, centered over a blue