Ermagerd Sperklers! - Unisex Hoodie Color:Royal Curved text at the bottom

Curved text at the bottom reads "GREENDALE" and "CALIFORNIA

Distressed white retro block text reads "ERNIE" with golden-yellow "Est

Purple curved text reads "WICHITA KANSAS" along the lower arc

Arched distressed navy text reads "LINDALE" above "19" and "28" flanking a vintage dragon illustration breathing fire and gripping a baseball with visible stitching

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Ermagerd Sperklers! - Unisex Hoodie Color:Royal Curved text at the bottomSparklers are the participation trophies of fireworks, and screaming about them in 2012 meme dialect is the only honest way to celebrate something that burns out in eleven seconds. A dead internet accent on a dying stick of gunpowder feels patriotically appropriate. The Details: Distressed white arched block text reads "ERMAGERD" across the top. Below, two light blue sparkler stick illustrations radiate red, white, and blue spark bursts, with small