Too Cool For British Rule - Unisex T-Shirt corpus christi Distressed coral arched text reads

Distressed coral arched text reads "LA CROSSE

I wrote a song about it

Nobody questions the tuxedo if you sell it hard enough

and a single figure at the helm floats on light blue water with small white wave details

Block serif text at the bottom reads "MOORHEAD

Too Cool For British Rule - Unisex T-Shirt corpus christi Distressed coral arched text readsBen Franklin wore a fur cap to Versailles purely for clout, so pixelated meme sunglasses are honestly the most historically accurate upgrade. Founding a nation was just his way of ratio ing King George before the internet existed. The Details: Arched red serif text reads "TOO COOL FOR" above a blue engraving style portrait of Benjamin Franklin wearing pixelated "deal with it" meme sunglasses, flanked by two blue five pointed stars. Curved red serif