What's Poppin'? Firecracker - Unisex Hoodie Size:3XL Unicorns have been walking around

Unicorns have been walking around with a face weapon for centuries and nobody filed a report because the color palette was too pretty

Inspired by Poor Richard's Pub from The Office

So-crates himself would probably approve

A black ship's helm wheel appears at the top with a yellow and blue ribbon banner reading "REUBEN E

and a single figure at the helm floats on light blue water with small white wave details

What's Poppin'? Firecracker - Unisex Hoodie Size:3XL Unicorns have been walking aroundFirecrackers answering their own rhetorical questions is the exact energy level the Fourth of July deserves. The bar for holiday humor is so low it's underground, and this pun still limbo'd right under it. The Details: Distressed white retro block text reads "What's" above "Poppin'?" with a question mark. A red firecracker snapping in half sits between the text lines, centered around a bright yellow explosion burst with red spark lines radiating