Christmas Cocktails - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt san gabriel promises to wash the scum

promises to wash the scum off the streets

Bold white distressed text below reads "FLATTOP

and white uniform swings a baseball bat

White stacked serif text reads "Who ordered the double cheese and sausage

and no explanation for why a rusted heap keeps rolling out looking showroom fresh

Christmas Cocktails - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt san gabriel promises to wash the scumCalling a martini a "little present you give to yourself" sounds like something a therapist would flag, but the Santa hat makes it festive so it's fine. Midcentury glamour exists solely to make coping mechanisms look like lifestyle choices. The Details: Arched golden yellow text reading "Holiday Survival For Everyone" sits on a red banner above a 1950s style illustration of a blonde woman in a Santa hat and black dress holding two martini glasses,