Midwest The Land of Opes and Dreams - Unisex Tank Top Color:Black and the complete inability to

and the complete inability to take anything seriously

A posterized illustration of Billy Ray Valentine in a multicolored patterned jacket

The dream was perfect

Consulting your inner Spicoli guarantees the worst possible outcome

A digital illustration of Frank the bus driver depicts a figure with light brown hair and a blue button-up collared top

Midwest The Land of Opes and Dreams - Unisex Tank Top Color:Black and the complete inability to"Ope" replaced an entire region's hopes and dreams, and honestly that tracks. Forty million people whose highest aspiration is successfully squeezing past you for the ranch dressing deserve their own fake tourism poster. The Details: Distressed pale gold serif text reads "MIDWEST" above a woodcut style pastoral illustration depicting rolling hills, a farmhouse, a barn, grazing cattle, a fence, scattered trees, and billowing clouds. Pale gold