Take a Pitcher - Unisex T-Shirt fasttimes1 is the clothing equivalent of

is the clothing equivalent of a hostage reading their own ransom note in two accents

a gathering place rooted in the postwar bowling boom of the 1950s

Distressed white script text reads "Fratelli's" at the top

but that girl on roller skates refuses to stop circling the rink

but the host absolutely will

Take a Pitcher - Unisex T-Shirt fasttimes1 is the clothing equivalent ofOrdering a pitcher just to avoid talking to the server again is the most socially efficient move in bar history. Turns out the oldest passive aggressive comeback in English doubles as genuinely sound drinking advice. The Details: Rounded groovy white bubble text reads "TAKE A PITCHER" across the top. A hand drawn illustration of a ribbed glass beer pitcher filled with golden yellow beer and a foamy white head sits below. Golden yellow rounded bold