Rock Paper Scissors Champion - Unisex T-Shirt coffee dopey grin

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Small-caps serif text reads "2848 EAST McDOWELL ROAD" with italic script below reading "Phoenix

with lines fanning outward from a central point below

Bold white sans-serif text reads "DARNELL'S AUTO WRECKING" above a red and white two-tone 1958 Plymouth Fury illustration with chrome accents and whitewall tires

Nobody loves what they do that much unless they're either delusional or literally built for it

Rock Paper Scissors Champion - Unisex T-Shirt coffee dopey grinRock paper scissors peaked as a competitive sport in 1987, and nobody had the decency to retire the jersey. Carrying that title for nearly four decades in a game with zero athletic requirement is genuinely impressive. The Details: Arched distressed golden yellow text reads "ROCK PAPER SCISSORS" above a circular laurel wreath emblem containing hand silhouettes depicting rock, paper, and scissors. Bold serif numerals "1987" appear below in matching