It's Not a Dad Bod It's a Father Figure - Unisex Tank Top snl Scrooge and Marley's counting house

Scrooge and Marley's counting house offers terrible hours

" Decorative script text reads "Hill Valley" above "CA" flanked by ornamental fleur-de-lis dividers

" with two crossed hockey sticks and a puck centered beneath

for lack of a better word

asks no favors

It's Not a Dad Bod It's a Father Figure - Unisex Tank Top snl Scrooge and Marley's counting houseRebranding a gut as a "father figure" takes the same energy as calling a recliner "home office infrastructure." The belly didn't change, but now it has a title and demands respect at the cookout. The Details: Lowercase white retro rounded serif text reads "it's not a" above "dad bod it's a" in the same groovy 1970s inspired style. Bold uppercase white slab serif text reads "FATHER FIGURE" in a larger scale with a distressed vintage texture. Fit &