Just Here to Establish an Alibi - Women's T-Shirt Size:S New Jersey

New Jersey

Every vape pen in a three-block radius just vanished

Distressed white varsity script reads "Sports" with a swooping tail extending from the final letter as an underline flourish

Smaller condensed text below reads "IF SOMETHING GETS IN YOUR WAY

so one finally decided to express what we're all thinking

Just Here to Establish an Alibi - Women's T-Shirt Size:S New JerseyEstablishing an alibi at a social gathering suggests a level of premeditation that most party guests reserve for choosing a parking spot. Somewhere a Dateline producer just narrated your arrival in a deeply concerned tone. The Details: Distressed white block text in a bold sans serif font reads "JUST HERE TO ESTABLISH AN ALIBI" across three lines, centered with a weathered screen print texture throughout. Fit & Fabric: Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100% Ring