Taters Over Haters - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Black Begging someone not to make

Begging someone not to make you do stuff is the most honest mission statement a human being can wear

and absolutely no signed contracts

Matrix canceled that reservation with two syllables and zero guilt

Chicken wire around the stage is just good hospitality when the clientele treats bar stools like projectiles

and you won't even notice because the nachos are outstanding

Taters Over Haters - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Black Begging someone not to makeChoosing fried potatoes over human conflict is the most rational philosophical position anyone has taken this century. The English language spent thousands of years evolving just so "taters" and "haters" could rhyme and end every argument before it starts. The Details: A vintage style illustration of a heaping pile of tater tots rendered in orange and brown tones with distressed black speckle detailing. Rounded, bubbly golden orange retro text in a