Jack Rabbit Slims - 5 Dollar Milkshakes - Unisex Sweatshirt bod Replacing water with a sports

Replacing water with a sports drink because plants crave electrolytes is peak corporate theology disguised as agriculture

surrounded by scattered hand-drawn white equations including "E=mc²

Minor league clubs like these gave coastal communities something to rally around before television changed everything

Smaller golden-tan serif text below reads "Canton

followed by "Charles 'Chappy' Sinclair" and "COL USAF · AIR FORCE RESERVE" in smaller lettering

Jack Rabbit Slims - 5 Dollar Milkshakes - Unisex Sweatshirt bod Replacing water with a sportsDropping five bucks on a milkshake seems unreasonable to a man who just hid a watch somewhere no customs agent would ever look. Jack Rabbit Slim's pricing policy is the least criminal thing happening that evening. Inspired by Pulp Fiction. The Details: Curved cyan text reading "MILKSHAKES ONLY $5" arches above a small blue neon style jackrabbit icon. Large pink neon outline block lettering reads "JACK RABBIT SLIMS" with posterized white and black