Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:M gold-brown face with a white

gold-brown face with a white mustache

flanked by decorative geometric patterning

Palindromes peaked in third grade

KENTUCKY" above large distressed cream block text reading "BOURBONITES

dark pants

Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:M gold-brown face with a whiteFounding a literacy center when you can't even recognize a scale model from an actual building is bold philanthropic vision. Grammar this bad deserves its own endowment. Inspired by Zoolander. The Details: Arched tan serif text reads "THE DEREK ZOOLANDER" above large tan block text reading "CENTER FOR KIDS" curving around a tan line art portrait of Derek Zoolander. "ESTD" and "2001" flank the portrait, with bold tan text reading "WHO CAN'T READ GOOD"