I'm on a Boat - Unisex T-Shirt Size:5XL " and "Red River Valley

" and "Red River Valley League" surrounding the character

A retro throwback TV design inspired by Sam Malone

Design inspired by Hank Kingsley from The Larry Sanders Show

with golden-tan rope curving along the top

opening along Collins Avenue in the 1950s

I'm on a Boat - Unisex T-Shirt Size:5XL " and "Red River ValleyDeclaring your exact location on your chest with lowercase punctuation is the energy of a man who peaked emotionally on a rented pontoon in 2009. That period at the end carries more closure than most therapists provide in a decade. The Details: Distressed white lowercase bubble text reads "i'm on a boat." with a period. A rectangular graphic illustration of a cyan and blue water surface with dark outlined ripples and wave patterns sits below the text.