I Ain't Got Time to Bleed - Women's T-Shirt classics stacked and repeated like a

stacked and repeated like a mantra for guys who peak early and never look back

A grey winged star emblem with a centered fighter jet silhouette sits at the top

Distressed white stencil-style text reads "MAKES" above "CAMBODIA" above "LOOK LIKE" above "KANSAS

hand-lettered red text reading "NOW I HAVE A MACHINE GUN

Inspired by National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

I Ain't Got Time to Bleed - Women's T-Shirt classics stacked and repeated like aBleeding is just a scheduling conflict Blain can't accommodate, because Ol' Painless needs both hands and full attention. Treating an alien hunting party like a minor workplace interruption is peak jungle etiquette. Inspired by Predator. The Details: High contrast posterized illustration depicts Blain Cooper in a boonie hat and tactical vest, gripping an M134 minigun, rendered in muted skin tones and white. Distressed white stencil text below reads "I